totallyfubar:

imelectraelectraheart:

catknuckles1:

meulins-choice-ass:

A pair of D-cup breasts weighs between 15 and 23 pounds—the equivalent of carrying around two small turkeys.

WHAT

Fuck

There’s the potential for a great turkey breast pun here but I can’t figure one out

(Source: princesskimochi, via yeahseeimclever)

phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess:

floozys:

all-because-we-fell-in-love:

floozys:

vagina’s are able to stretch wide enough to give birth to a fucking baby and then return to it’s original size but of course being penetrated by that grass blade you call a penis is what’s going to make it “loose”

Uhh. The baby doesnt come out of where the penis goes in…

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reallyreallyreallytrying:

some times i cause trouble. other times i am caused by trouble. just the way it is

drakefan666:

a set of tags i was never prepared for

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(via not-one-of-those-crazy-girls)

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current state of the union:

life is cool, Corey is cool, school is ok, everythings better than average