burritno:

exhists:

do old people masturbate

have you ever been on chat roulette

(Source: trait, via chipotleh)

sin-ical:

romulusthread:

romulusthread:

what does the woodchuck use to keep track of all his wood

a log

my dad cried

(Source: hoohah, via parrishjordan)

meloetta:

why do they always showcase ‘bullies’ in cartoons as being some punk with a mohawk like

when was the last time you saw a cool guy in a leather jacket not minding his own business it’s usually some basic asshole in a graphic tee that has something to say

(via jerseygirl-201)

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current state of the union:

it is summer and i love you